The Detroit Tigers have confirmed via Twitter that Tim Allen will throw out the first pitch at Comerica tomorrow. With Porcello on the mound and the Tool Man throwing out the first pitch it's a fuckin guaranteed win. I just hope he busts out a Wayne State or Central Michigan sweatshirt like he used to do on tool time. Viva La Michigan! Oh and this ain't Kalamazoo so leave the coke at home this time Tim.
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