Freep - Schwartz was as quotable as ever during an interview with yahoo.com writer Michael Silver after the Lions wrapped up the NFL draft this past weekend. Highlights:
On trading up to nab California tailback Jahvid Best: "Minnesota's on the clock, and it's winding down, and Tom (Lewand) is finalizing the trade. My blood pressure is going up and up, and Tom's looking over -- 'Relax, we're good' -- and making small talk: 'So, how are the kids ... ' Tom's very good at what he does, and he played it perfectly. But at that point, I wanted to grab the phone out of his hand and beat him over the head with it."
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer. I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That's what gets me aroused."
On the Lions' war room, after picking Best: "We weren't shy about throwing hugs around."
On Mr. Irrelevant, Tim Toone: "He's a white guy with dreadlocks who looks like Jeff Spicoli."
On wooing defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch by showing up at his house, unannounced, on the first night of free agency: "He could've turned out the lights and pretended they weren't home, but luckily, he answered and let me in. In that situation, you can't be afraid. There's a lot of people in the world who wish they'd asked that one girl to dance back in school before some other jackass jumped in. That wasn't going to be the case with Kyle Vanden Bosch."
Turns out Gunther Cunningham isn't the only Lions coach in Allen Park with a pulse. Schwartz has been gitty as a mother fucker since the draft ended on Saturday and for a guy who won't tell you the final score during a post game press conference, this is about as raunchy as Schwartz gets. I especially like the "I jerk off to Jahvid Best highlights" comment. Dudes wife has to feel real good about that one. But after watching these clips we all know Jahvid Best penetrates that hole harder than The Schwartz and this is the stuff that Lions cornbread is made of.
If he wanted him this bad I just hope he has the know how to get him the ball in situations where he can make a play. Gonna be a real interesting year.
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