Morning Wood with Hayden Panettiere

Rise and shine Blueskiers. I know it's been awhile but I've been blessed with a snow day this morning and being the great guy that I am thought I'd throw some smut your way to get you through the day. I'd like you to meet Hayden Panettiere, or as you might remember her, Sherly Yoast from Remember the Titans. Yup, that's right, this well built back porch is that same little girl that knew more about the cover 2 at age 7 than BMOC ever will.

But seriously it's amazing what 12 years can do to a person, eh? She somehow comes outta the cocoon as this kick-fuckin-ass monarch butterfly that the whole world wants to bang and all I've managed to do since then is develop an unshakable Newport habit and gain about 25 pounds. Life can be kinda cruel sometimes. Anyway, drool on.

Morning Wood with Candace Swanepoel

Little video action of Candace to get you going this morning.

Morning Wood with Carly Foulkes

Carly. Maybe the only reason to get T-Mobile.

Morning Wood with Michelle Trachtenberg

Michelle is another one of those not hot, hot chicks.






Ahh, no. Not this fuck again.

Morning Wood with Mini Anden

Mini is basically the Swedish Tyra Banks. She's modeled for every major label, hosted Sweden's Next Top Model, and even did one of those milk mustache ads. Only real difference is she didn't get super fat like Tyra.

Morning Wood with Michelle Beadle

Michelle is the chick from Cold Pizza or First and Ten or one of those shitty shows on ESPN. I like her tho. A lot easier on the eyes than Skip Bayless. Now cross your fingers, you might get lucky.

Morning Wood with Candace Bailey

Chick is two years older than me. Never would've thunk it.





Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Afternoon Wood with Kelli Hutcherson

I've been MIA today so here's another MMA model to get you fired up this afternoon. Enjoy.

Morning Wood with Dania Ramirez

Holy clavicle.