The "Oh Fer Crumps Sake Don'tch Ya Know" Lock of the Week

Holy Driver? Holy offensive pass interference is more like it. Jesus, he was playing the tits off of Ramzee Robinson like the world's worst wedding DJ. Still, the Packers are the best all around team left. For my money I'd take Aaron Rodgers over Sanchez, Roethlisberger, or Cutler any day of the week and twice on Sunday. What's more impressive is their defense and the way Clay Matthews has been playing. Guy has turned into a fucking monster and has everyone believing. But bottom line, the real reason I like them laying 3.5 at Chicago is cause Donald Drive is a big game beast. Look for at least one catch over 50 yards in this game. Probably on the first drive of the game.

This one's easy, put all your cheddar on the Packers -3.5

Mmase Picks of the Week

No need to pussy foot around betting every game this week when there is a guaranteed mortal lock staring you straight in the face. I'm so sure about this game that I might bet my flat screen on it. Seriously, the lions +2.5 against the winless Bills is about as sure a thing as Bondo giving up 4 runs in the first. I'd take this line if Stanton was starting for fuck's sake.

Anyone Notice That I Went 10-2 On Picks This Week?

After a retched start to the college football season I've been on fire picking NFL games. I mean 10-2 is crystal ball type shit. Hurry up and get on the Texans +5.5 against Indy before the kickoff. (10-2),(18-8 overall)

San Francisco(At London) -2 Denver W

Jacksonville +6.5 @ Dallas W

Detroit -2.5 vs Washington W

Green Bay +6 @ NY Jets W

St. Louis -3 vs Carolina W

Miami +1.5 @ Cincinnati W

Kansas City -7.5 vs Buffalo L

Tennessee +3.5 @ San Diego L

Tampa Bay +3 @ Arizona W

Oakland -2.5 vs Seattle W

New England -5.5 vs Minnesota W

New Orleans -1 vs Pittsburgh W



MNF Pick:

Houston +5.5 @ Indy

Week 8 NFL Picks

Last week was pretty decent as I went 8-6 and came out 20 bucks ahead. I'd obviously like to make more money than that so this week I'm gonna do the same 10 on each game but then I'm throwing last weeks winnings on the lions game cause that -2.5 point spread is a joke. The Lions are gonna win this one by 13+, I guarantee it. Lions Bumaya! Here are the rest of the winners in case you're interested in making money.

San Francisco(At London) -2 Denver

Jacksonville +6.5 @ Dallas

Detroit -2.5 vs Washington

Green Bay +6 @ NY Jets

St. Louis -3 vs Carolina

Miami +1.5 @ Cincinnati

Kansas City -7.5 vs Buffalo

Tennessee +3.5 @ San Diego

Tampa Bay +3 @ Arizona

Oakland -2.5 vs Seattle

New England -5.5 vs Minnesota

New Orleans -1 vs Pittsburgh

Houston +5.5 @ Indy