Wings vs Coyotes - Game 1 - 10pm EST

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This series is gonna be straight laughable! Coyotes your only hope is this 10pm start time shit. What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to the Wings. But you're not foolin' us, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool the Wings. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha! I would have fucked you in the ass at 7pm. I fuck you in the ass at 10pm instead. Wooo! You got a date at 10, baby!

The only two guys that are even recognizable on this Phoenix team are Robert Lang and Mathieu Schneider both Redwing throw-aways from years past. It's just unfortunate that we have to postpone our scalping of the Hawks for at least one more series cause I've been sharpening my hatchet since we started winning every damn game a month ago. But nonetheless Stanley is coming home so somebody better grab me my white gloves already.