Putting $10 Down On Each Game - Money In The Bank Bitches

Pittsburgh -3 @ Miami

Cincy +3.5 @ Atlanta

KC +9.5 vs Jacksonville

Tennessee +3 vs Philly

Washington +3 @ Chicago

NO +13 vs Cleveland

Baltimore +13 vs Buffalo

SF -3 @ Carolina

St Louis +3 @ TB

Seattle +6.5 vs Arizona

New England +2.5 @ SD

Denver -8 vs Oakland

GB +2.5 vs Minnesota

Giants +3 @ Dallas

Mmase College Football Picks: 1-3 Last Week, 4-3 Overall

So after an amazing 3-0 start in week 1 and a bye week the following Saturday, I pretty much hit rock bottom in week 3. Going 1-3 for the blueskiers is just inexcusable and I didn't even come close in that Western over Toledo pick. I'm pretty much done with the MAC after my golden goose, Dan LeFevour left for the NFL. But look at the bright side, we're still above 50% and if you're betting even money on each game your heads above water. Here are four absolute lay-ups to get you back on track in week 4.

Duke (-6.0) vs Army


Duke can put up points in a hurry and will outscore Army by 6 no matter how terrible the Blue Devil defense plays. Plus Army's only other road game was at Eastern and they almost gave Ron English his first ever head coaching win. Bahahahaha. Duke's a lock in this one.

Bowling Green + (25.5) @ University of Michigan


This game is what we in the business call a snaggletooth. You're not sure if you should do it, but by the end of the night you're balls deep in Bowling Green +25.5 and it ends up being a good decision. Put in just the tip and see how it feels Blueskiers. You won't be disappointed cause the Michigan defense can't cover 25.5 to save their life.


Fresno State (+3.0) @ Ole Miss


This line doesn't make a lick of sense to me. Ole Miss just lost to Vanderbilt and now they're favored against a real good Fresno St. team just cause their at home. They were at home against Vandy too and that sure didn't keep them from losing by 2 touchdowns as an 11.5 point favorite. Not to mention that all Fresno St. does is go on the road and pump BCS contenders so this one might even be a candidate to take straight money line, but I'm sticking with the points for now.

Arizona (-7) vs Cal


Zona stomped all over me last week by dominating Iowa for three quarters and holding on to win against a tough Iowa team that they made look like shit. I knew the wildcats could score points but what impressed me was the defensive front that hounded Stanzi all day and stopped Iowa from mounting that huge comeback with 4 straight sacks to end the game. Cal has owned this series recently but Arizona's new found defensive prowess should make it difficult for the golden bears. Plus Arizona is the new "toughest place to play" in the country.

Mmase "Making it Rain" Picks of the Week

How bout yours truly making it rain with that 3-0 start in week 1? Fuckin right doggie! I might as well just start printing money and mailing it out directly to the Blueskiers. If you don't cash in on this week's picks you're straight mental, cause after taking last weekend off to black out at Branson's bachelor party, I'm ready to explode greatness all over Lee Corso's face.


Kansas St. -3 vs Iowa St.

Kansas State can flat out run the ball and ISU is still limping from getting their shit pumped by Iowa last week. KSU takes it to them in Arrowhead.




Oregon St. -19.5 vs Louisville

Oregon State played tough against TCU and is coming off an early bye week. They'll no doubt be looking ahead a bit to their matchup with Boise State on Sept 25th but their athleticism will prevail against Louisville who's one of the worst teams in college football. Last time they played, Louisville hung 63 on them, don't think the Beavers have forgotten.




Iowa -1 @ Arizona

Everything about this game tells me to stay away. It's a road game, at night, against a real fast and shifty Wildcat team that put up 93 points in their first two games. But Iowa's offense is as good as any and their D is better than everybody. They'll revel in the fact that this is a big game on a big, nationaly televised stage for Arizona and they'll steal the show.



Bonus M.A.C. Pick of the Week


Western Michigan -3 vs Toledo

If you can read this post you don't go to Western. And you should take the Broncos -3 at home.

PS - Buy JBS hats and Jim Joyce shirts with your winnings, it's the least you can do

Mmase Making It Rain Picks of the Day

MSU -22 vs WMU


Western lost their starting QB Hiller who was their whole team and MSU has their best defensive squad in a long time. MSU rolls


U of M -3 vs Uconn


Uconn could definitely win this game but I think Michigan must and will come out strong to start the season. Denard has a big game and Michigan eeks it out. Just don't bet the farm on it.


Fresno -2 vs Cincinatti


Fresno has won like 11 of their last 12 home openers and Cincinatti burned my ass so many times down the stretch last year that I have no faith left in them. Plus they're probably still feeling the hangover from the Brian Kelly to Butch Jones transition. The dogs dominate this one.