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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hey Jared, The safe word is "Oklahoma"



Detroitnews - The Lions are bringing back veteran defensive end Jared DeVries, who is expected to sign a one-year contract Monday. DeVries, who has spent his entire 11-year NFL career in Detroit, was released by the team in late February with an expectation he might be back after testing the free-agent market. The Lions avoided paying him a $400,000 roster bonus due in early March, but his new contract is worth $1.7 million, the same as he would've earned on his previous deal.

Give it a rest already Jared. You gotta be a seriously sick human being to play your entire NFL career in Detroit and then want back in. That's some S&M type shit. After spending 11 fuckin years on the worst team in NFL history, dude finally gets cut and he comes crawling back for less guaranteed money. This means one thing, he ain't worth jack on the open market and Detroit is the only place that will take him. But hey, he's actually been semi productive when healthy and could help give the revamped D-line a rest. Well played Mayhew.

PS - He looks like such a fuckin tool in this top photo. How do you go from being hella badass to that?


PSS - I miss these uniforms, a lot.

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