Man The Fuckin Guns! It's War Room Time

Todays the fuckin day baby! The magic hour is quickly approaching. It's basically Christmas morning, St. Patty's Day, and March Madness all rolled into one. We got all ends covered. The bar knows we're coming, the Joey Blueskies jersey is pressed and folded, and the cornbread is in the oven. Bmase arrived late last night and I got him setting up the War Room as we speak while I slave away for the man. But believe you me, my head is elsewhere. I got endless scenarios flying through my skull with the possibilities of players that may be reporting to Allen Park come Sunday. I'm so jacked I can barely get this blog out. I think the best way to tackle this is on a day by day basis.

As far as today goes, I see one of three things happening. They take Suh and hope a linebacker, ala Brandon Spikes or Sean Weatherspoon, drops to them with the #34th pick tomorrow. They decide to trade down and stay in the top 7ish and go after Okung, who would be Stafford's bodyguard for life. Or they trade down to 12-16 and then slide down again looking to pick up a big playmaker late on day one while stockpiling missles to launch from the 2nd and 3rd rounds tomorrow. Personally, I want Suh, no shit. But if they do trade down and can get 3 defensive starters, then I think you consider that a success as well. I just hope they don't overthink this thing and end up taking a tight end.

Last Years Picks

1 Matthew Stafford QB 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) 223 lb (101 kg) Georgia
1 20 *[17] Brandon Pettigrew TE 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) 263 lb (119 kg) Oklahoma State
2 33 Louis Delmas S 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) 202 lb (92 kg) Western Michigan
3 76** DeAndre Levy OLB 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) 236 lb (107 kg) Wisconsin
3 82*[17] Derrick Williams WR 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) 197 lb (89 kg) Penn State
4 115*** Sammie Lee Hill DT 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) 329 lb (149 kg) Stillman
6 192*[17] Aaron Brown RB 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m) 196 lb (89 kg) TCU
7 228 **** Lydon Murtha OT 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) 315 lb (143 kg) Nebraska
7 235 ***** Zack Follett OLB 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m) 238 lb (108 kg) California
7 255 Dan Gronkowski TE 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) 255 lb (116 kg) Maryland

Snapped this photo of Bmase setting up the living room before I left for work this morning.