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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Detroit Hamburglar Strikes Again


Freep - A roving group of fast-food bandits hit a St. Clair Shores McDonald’s early today, the latest in a series of late-night heists across metro Detroit. “It’s going to be the same group that hit Eastpointe, they hit a White Castle in Roseville, Fraser, Southfield, Clinton Township,” St. Clair Shores Police Detective Sgt. Dave Centala said today. “So we’re going to be making calls to all those departments, too.” The drive-through window of the McDonald’s on Harper just north of 13 Mile was open at 3:30 a.m. today when the robbers crashed through the glass in the lobby. They tied up the employees and made off with cash from the store, Centala said. No one was physically harmed, though.

Shit, this guy has the whole fuckin town on edge. Kinda like in the movie Scream when no one knew who was killing everybody. I'm standing in line at the McDonalds on 8-mile right now and I can't keep from thinking the guy behind me is gonna pull out a shotgun and just start blowing employees away. And there's this chick next to me who keeps giving me the eye, like I'm the fuckin Hamburglar. I'm losing it man. Can't even get a god damn Big Mac in this town anymore because "everyone's a suspect"!


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