ESPN College Football Live Just Asked Matt Millen To Put On His "GM Hat" and Dissect Terrell Pryor's NFL Future. Bahahahahaha!

Oh that's rich. Why don't we just ask Lloyd McClendon to help the Tigers with their hitting woes while we're at it! Hahahaha!

Wait, nevermind.

Terrelle Pryor May Be Dumber Than We All Thought

Suntimes - Pryor drove up to a players-only team meeting on Monday night in a coal-black Nissan 350Z sports car with 30-day plates. The automotive information site Edmunds.com lists a recent, used 350Z, which it calls “a proper sports car for the everyman,” as costing between $16,000 and $27,000.

In my eyes it's pretty obvious Terrelle Pryor never plans on stepping foot on a collegiate football field again. If he is considering coming back after his 5 game suspension next season, then he might be even dumber than I ever imagined. Cause you'd have to be straight mental to roll up to a team meeting in a car with dealer plates in the midst of this monster scandal when one of the main issues is you driving around in cars not belonging to you.

I mean what a complete and utter jackass. How self-centered can you be? The whole reason you're even having this meeting is to inform the players that the best coach the university has ever had is resigning because of how serious this whole scandal is. Tressel's reputation is ruined, the Universities reputation is ruined, and Pryor doesn't even have the brains to take the fuckin bus. Just your classic OSU dickhead.

Tressel Resigns as OSU Football Coach. Best Memorial Day Ever?!

Under the daunting pressure put on by Stephen A. Smith, Skip Bayless, and myself, Jim Tressel has relinquished the reins as OSU head football coach. First round of wine coolers are on me folks! Oh wait, this just in. According to ESPN, Urban Meyer is rumored to be interested in the vacancy. Couldn't even let me enjoy this for like a day could ya. Totallyfuckinbelievable.