"I Love Entertainment"

Man, I just spent the last 5 days in the D on the lookout for something like this to happen and the coolest thing I saw was Bobby Higginson eating a coney dog. Fuck my life. I guess hanging out in Garden City instead of underneath the people mover was my main mistake. But you can always count on Detroit to deliver an all out brawl full of tits, wigs and some stupid ass dude with a camera asking people to say his name.

There is so much going on in this fuckin video I'm not really sure where to start. I just sat back like a hockey ref with my pad of paper writing down penalties and waiting for the hay makers to die down. I know this is gonna be hard without numbers so try to keep up. I got an instigator penalty on "pony tail with the pea green blazer" when she karate kicked the front car. Then she and the "Samba Dancer" each get 5 for fighting and I got 5 and a game on "Titties Flopping Out" for being the third man in. After that I got 5 for fighting on each of the two chicks off to the side just going toe to toe like Shanahan and Foote and then 10 and a game on "Jean Shorts With Leggings" for kicking. Could've been a match penalty but I didn't deem there was an intent to injure but rather she just felt left out and wanted to get involved. After that "Samba Dancer", "Titties Flopping Out", and "Jean Shorts With Leggings" land some of the most solid shots of the brawl on each other but no additional penalty minutes are handed out. Shit, I'm fuckin exhausted. Think that about sums it up though.

PS - Will someone please say "I love entertainment" for fuck's sake and shut this dude up.