Huffingtonpost.com - A White Sox fan and his son were waiting to use a bathroom at U.S. Cellular Field when they witnessed some unusual behavior in one of the stalls, according to the Chicago Tribune. As they waited, Nemeth said, he noticed noises coming from the last stall. A man's legs — clad in blue jeans and sneakers — were sticking out from under the stall door. "The legs were shaking and quivering. It was bizarre. It caught the attention of a lot of people. I tried to turn my boy's attention away from it, then I thought, ‘Is someone having a seizure?' "So I kicked the door, just to get a reaction. That's when I heard a woman's voice yell, ‘HEY, STOP!' Moments later, the stall door opened, and a tall man exited with his arms up in triumph. "His arms were straight up, like in victory," Nemeth said. "Everybody was hooting and hollering and giving high-fives." Then a second person left the stall, someone Nemeth described as apparently female, "scurrying" out of the restroom with a shirt or coat over her head.
What's worse than picturing two White Sox fans fucking? Well, picture one of them being described as "apparently female" and there you go. Just the classic trashy behavior that we have come to expect from our friends on the South Side. And don't think i'm all upset about this just cause it happened in Chicago. Believe me if some horny broad was bumping and grinding in a bathroom at Wrigley I would've been jumping the stall to get in on some Eiffel Tower action and just high fiving dudes all over the god damn place.
PS - Security at Cellular Field blows. You got meth addicts attacking umpires and whales mating in the bathroom next to your kid trying to take a piss.
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