JBS Hats Going Fast - $20

I'm down to my last 5 hats and with the way the Lady Friend was hammering Yankee Stadium this weekend with her guerrilla marketing campaign I highly doubt they'll last the week. Make sure you get on it. Only got Tiger's colors but 'tis the season. Email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com to order.

Would Anyone Buy This Uncle Tom Shirt?

After Michigan takes down those Durham dickheads, these Grant Hill Uncle Tom shirts are gonna sell like hotcakes. If Michigan wins, I'm making them and you better buy em. Like the Lady Friend always says, this wedding ain't gonna pay for itself folks.

PS - Obviously i'm gonna refine them a lot. Just wanted to get the feelers out. Would you want one?

Bose Wins Joeyblueskies Hat for "A Bronx Tale" Trivia Answer

Bose was the first one to correctly identify this picture from "A Bronx Tale" last week and got a free JBS hat for his efforts. Nice work.


Here's the full scene. "Bose, I'm the one who did this to you. Remember me."



PS - This is the movie that taught me how to eye fuck.

Buy A Lucky JBS Michigan Hat Now

THigs won a free putter last night while rocking his JBS hat. I'm not saying you'll win a putter wearing this thing but I guarantee you'll get some serious pussy in the process. Buy them now cause Christmas is right around the corner and we all know our dads, brothers, grandpas, moms, and sisters want some serious pussy over the holidays. I got limited quantity. $20 plus shipping. Email Lamborghiniliving@gmail.com and tell me which one you want. Tigers, MSU, UofM.

Movember Rolls On - Day 14

I've been told I look like I should be in an 80's Budweiser commercial, that I should drive a stock car, and that I shouldn't be allowed near children. All things are pretty accurate.

Donate to my 'stache at http://us.movember.com/mospace/886516/

or at least buy a sweet joeyblueskies.com hat cause Christmas is just around the corner.

Sasquatch Is A JBS Fan

Shit, look at sasquatch rocking that JBS hat at the Broncos/Chips game a few days back. Even he has a paypal account. Now you have no excuse for not owning one of these bad boys.


Email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com and let me know if you want U of M, MSU, or Tiger colors. I only have a few of the MSU and U of M ones left so get on it. Then paypal mjmason@umich.edu $20 and you'll have your hat. Simple stuff.

Who The Hell Does "Pure Michigan" Think They're Fucking With?

Buckle up everybody, cause I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. This "Pure Michigan" campaign that everyone loves so much has straight run its course. To find a more pathetic representative of the state you'd have to go down to Ford Field on Sunday. And this is coming from one of the people who used to be all about the "Pure Michigan" slogan. But after seeing this shit I'm about two seconds away from making Tim Allen an offer of 100 Coney dogs to come over to JBS.

Seriously look at this gear and tell me these assholes aren't joking. The geniuses who thought it was a good idea to charge $22 for an adjustable hat that looks like something a lunch lady would wear are the #1 reason this state is going under. No one in their right mind would buy one of these things. Meanwhile I come out with a hat so fuckin hot that my inbox is overrun with stories from the satisfied customers about all the threesomes that it keeps getting them into. In fact the only real excuse to not have a Joeyblueskies.com hat is if you hate vagina. Do you hate vagina? I didn't think so. Email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com and buy one now.

PS - If you honestly hate vagina it's okay cause the hat looks great on straight chicks and gay dudes too.

PSS - I wonder where they got the idea for the state outline from? F'n douche bags.

Joeyblueskies.com Hats For Sale

I know I said that I had hats to sell like 4 months ago but in reality that was just the idea for the hat. I had a ton of responses for people wanting these things. Every time I go out I get Michigan people asking me where I got it. So now it's time to get yours. They're $20 bucks and are a low profile, flex-fit so they will basically fit anyone, including the ladies. I've been rocking mine for a day and the thing is already perfectly formed to my dome. Anyway email Lamborghiniliving@gmail.com and let me know how many you want and which colors. We got Tigers, UofM, and Spartans. Buy up bitches.

Joyce & Galarraga Together Again

cbslocal.com - Jim Joyce says he’s apprehensive and excited for his assignment as the plate umpire for Tigers right-hander Armando Galarraga’s start at Comerica Park tonight against the Baltimore Orioles. “It’s not just another game — that’s obvious,” Joyce said. “Armando and I are both professionals. We both have a job to do. I’m sure Armando will do his job to the best of his ability, and I’ll do mine to the best of my ability.” Joyce and Galarraga will be involved in the same game for the first time since June 2. With two outs in the ninth that night at Comerica Park against the Indians, Joyce’s missed call at first base cost Galarraga a perfect game.

This is a joke right? There's no way they're making Galarraga look this douche in the face, AGAIN. I don't know about you but I'm still livid about this and I can't believe the MLB would put Joyce behind the plate of a game that Galarraga is pitching. I understand Galarraga stepping up and forgiving him the day after because that's what men do, but stop making them carpool to the fuckin stadium together. Jesus, you know how pissed Armando has to be these days? Waking up at a Travelodge in Toledo a few weeks after you throw a perfect game has to stretch your sportsmanship about as far as it could go. I think Galarraga and Avila need to work something out where Alex jumps outta the way during a pitch and Joyce takes it square in the face.

PS - What a great time to get your Jim Joyce shirts! Email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com with size and quantity then Paypal money to mjmason@umich.edu or send checks to 439 9th St. Brooklyn, NY 11215. $20 includes shipping. Shipping will never be more than $5 no matter what quantity you order.

Joey Harrington Is Back In The Mainstream

Just when you thought Joey Harrington aka JoeyBlueskies had been erased from the collective conscious of all football fans, FloTV goes and throws him right back in the mix and the way I see it this could be my big break. If Joey Harrington becomes a household name again then the amount of google searches is bound to increase, in turn leading people to the best sports blog on the market. Boom...instant gazillionaire. I just hope I have enough Jim Joyce shirts to go around once Joeyblueskies.com spreads to the entire Northern Hemisphere.

PS - Buy Jim Joyce shirts now! This shit doesn't write itself. Email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com with size and quantity then Paypal money to mjmason@umich.edu or send checks to 439 9th St. Brooklyn, NY 11215. $20 includes shipping. Shipping will never be more than $5 no matter what quantity you order.





PSS - Here's the QB throwback to Harrington that they highlight in the commercial. Pretty gutsy call.

Jim Joyce "I kicked the shit out of it" Shirts Are Finally In!!! Only $15

To commemorate the infamous Jim Joyce "safe" call during Armando Galarragga's perfect game, Joeyblueskies.com has created the best Detroit sports shirt of all time. My brother Kyle drew up the design, I had a drunken' bartender/apparel guy from Menominee produce them, and now yours truly is selling them so if you are interested in supporting the Michigan economy this motherfucker is Michigan through and through.

Whether you love the Tigers, hate Jim Joyce, or just wanna support Joeyblueskies.com you should buy one of these shirts. I know the Tigers season is winding down but just imagine walking into Comerica with one of these bad boys on next season and being the toast of your section. You'll literally need to wear your "only the lord saves more than Todd Jones" cutoff underneath this bitch cause people will be willing to buy the shirt off your back when they see how bad ass this thing is.

You better act fast cause I have a seriously limited quantity and once they're gone, they're gone. I have a few mediums for any chicks or guys without a ponch who like a little tighter shirt and wanna show off the guns, but in all honesty I think the large will be the big seller for the common folk like myself. It actually hides my beer gut surprisingly well. And for anyone needing XL's I got those too, don't feel ashamed, if I keep drinking bud heavys like I do then I'm on my way.

Point be made, order a ton cause Christmas is around the corner and any Tigers fan will blow their load over these. Plus I need to eat. So here's the deal. Send lamborghiniliving@gmail.com a note with number of shirts and the sizes and they'll be to you in no time. It's only 15 bucks plus shipping which means your order will be around 19 dollars (no additional shipping for extra shirts) once it's all said and done. I will email you back an invoice and where to send the check or you can PayPal the money to me directly with the address I send you.



PS - The logo is very orange, not like it shows in the last photo