Freep - Armed men robbed the White Castle restaurant at 11 Mile and Gratiot in Roseville early this morning, police said. The men went into the restaurant around 6:15 a.m. today, jumped over the counter and held employees at gunpoint while forcing the manager to open the facility’s safe, police said. The men took the safe’s contents and purses from employees and then fled the scene.
This plan is pure genius, Lloyd. Im talking like rainman type shit. I can't tell you know how many times my roommates and I have been sitting around, blackout drunk and decided to knock off the Mobile gas station on the corner because it's just convenient. All we ever come outta there with is about $40 bucks and a bag of Combos. But these criminals get it. Hitting a White Castle is the way to go. Jump over the counter, unload the safe, snatch a couple purses, and grab a crave case or two on your way out the door. Boom. Done deal. The perfect crime. All that's left now is to go home and swim in your money while you slam sliders down your throat. Can't believe i've missed out on this formula for so long. Now I just have to get Harold and Kumar to be part of my crew.
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