Just In Case You Forgot To Send JBS.com To Your Friends, Here Is A Reminder Of What's In Store For You

I'm not gonna call out anyone in particular because frankly I have no idea who it was, but two members of the JBS.com Facebook fanpage decided to decommit from their association with Joeyblueskies. Fuckin traitors

Now don't go thinking that I just spend the whole day sitting around staring at the counter, but yeah I pretty much kinda just sit and stare at the counter all day. It's a weird thing, but there are like a shit ton of endorphins that get released in my brain or something when that thing jumps up. It's like the high you get when you win a bet. But the other day I noticed we were up to 51 fans in the morning and then back down to 49 the next day. Like who the hell abandoned ship? There are Benedict Arnolds amongst us ladies and gentlemen and I want their heads on a silver platter.

I'm not sure if I'm getting to fired up about this but I don't think so. I'm drowning in a sea of smut over here trying to keep asses in the seats and I gotta deal with some shyster acting like he is my friend and then getting cold feet when he realises what kinda shit he's associated with. For all I know it is probably the Lady Friend. But either way I'm going with what the great coach Mike Leech would say "fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody".

PS - I'm a feminist so save your hate mail about this video. Seriously, I love vaginas.

PSS - Snookie looks like Abdelkader the other night.