Hillary Clinton Airbrushed Out of Iconic War Room Photo of Osama Bin Laden Raid

A Brooklyn-based Hasidic newspaper removed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and another woman from the now-iconic photo of the Obama national security team watching the raid that killed Osama bin Laden from the White House Situation Room.

The original photo, taken as the raid was occurring, famously shows Clinton in the center of the room, with her hand over her mouth. But the newspaper Der Tzitung, described by the Jewish Week as "ultra-Orthodox," has a policy of never printing photos of women in its pages because it thinks they could be sexually suggestive. Thus, Clinton and counterterrorism director Audrey Tomason, who was seen standing at the back of the room, were removed from the picture.

I highly doubt Hillary was ever even in this photo. Chances are she was cooking Biden some wings or doing Obama's laundry.

PS - Nevermind, found the actual photo and I guess she was there. Notice though that that she's got her mouth covered in disgust of the gruesome video while Obama is on the edge of his seat like he's at the Final Four. Gotta love that Osama killin mother fucker.

Michelle Obama Gives Rare Glimpse into the First Couples Sex Life

"It's about this big"



Thanks Thigs

Weiner Dick Slaps Republican Peter King

Holy shit balls Anthony Weiner! That's how you open up a can of whoop ass all over the Senate floor. I half thought he was gonna start slamming Budweisers together and climbing all over the podium like Stone Cold Steve Austin in the middle of this rant. I mean that was intimidating as fuck. Next time I'm trying to get a point across and somebody starts interrupting my ass I'm coming back at them just like Weiner with "The gentleman will observe regular order! The gentleman will sit and observe regular order bitches!". There ain't no coming back from that. His only mistake was not opening with The Road Dogg Jesse James' "Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebodyyyyyy!"

"Who Are You?"

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Homeboy Must've Been Up All Night Playing Madden

This would really piss me off if I was Obama. There's no way he wants to waste his time talking to a bunch of pimple faced kids from K-Zoo when he could be sitting courtside at the NBA finals or something important like that. No, instead he has to have this "Keenan" wannabe making a complete mockery of his words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery. You understand that? No? Well, you will.



PS - Why is Obama making Jeter jokes in K-zoo instead of cleaning up this oil spill?

Why Are The Obamas At The AVN Awards?

How big of a freak in bed is Michelle Obama? I can see her having just a filthy mouth on her and screaming to get her hair pulled and shit. I mean look at this dress. I bet later that night she made Barack put on some Spock ears and do her Klingon style.

PS - AVN stands for "Adult Video News" for all those who aren't knee deep in smut all day.

"Shit Kids In Brooklyn Say"

I have this picture of Pat Riley's head on a Popsicle stick in my office, don't ask me why, and this first grader Elijah wanted to know about it.


Elijah - "Is that Mayor Bloomberg?"

Me - "No it's Pat Riley."


I can see it.

Bed Stuy - Do or Die, Bitches

Obama Nominates Shrek For The Supreme Court

WASHINGTONPOST -- President Barack Obama on Monday nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court, declaring she would demonstrate the same independence, integrity and passion for the law exhibited by retiring Justice John Paul Stevens. If confirmed by the Senate, Kagan would become the third woman on the high court. At 50, she is relatively young for the lifetime post and could help shape the high court's decisions for decades. The former Harvard Law School dean "is widely regarded as one of the nation's foremost legal minds," Obama said. He introduced her in the White House East Room as "my friend."

Obama, your supreme court nominee. Woof...

This wouldn't hurt so bad if the Republicans weren't strolling out dime pieces like Dana Perino left and right.