LSJ.com - East Lansing police say a 19-year-old Michigan State University student faces possible charges after pilfering 79 pairs of women's panties. Police say the man stole 15 pairs of thong underwear from a dormitory laundry room and was later found possessing additional stolen underwear. Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor tells The Detroit News "all 79 pairs of underwear were thongs." Police have been investigating since March 22, when someone reported the theft of 15 pairs of panties from the basement laundry room at West Akers Hall. The man was arrested April 7, when a student saw him stealing underwear from a dryer at the same dorm. The man told police it was a prank and denied having a sex addiction.
I don't know why but I totally believe this kid when he says it was all a prank. Cause this is what college is, duh. Everyone knows you steal panties from the laundry for the first 8 months of the year and then just when nobody expects it you wear all 79 pairs down to the cafeteria for dinner. Boom, roasted! Best prank ever. "Where have all our panties gone?" The girls keep asking. "Oh that's right, between my butt cheeks, that's where". Suck on them apples. Sure to give meatloaf night a bit of a jolt and guaranteed to get him tons of pussy too. Cause chicks dig guys with senses of humor and sweet pantie pranks like this are sure to go down in MSU lore. So fuckin move over Van Wilder cause this guy is stealing the show. Now all that's left to do is nail some sluts and take a seat between Tiger and Jesse James at the sex rehab clinic.
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