Tiki Tired Of Chow Mein For Dinner

Huffingtonpost - A source tells the Huffington Post that Traci Lynn Johnson accompanied Barber to the Olympics in Vancouver where he introduced her as his "assistant." According to our source, Johnson was "very quiet, very meek, and walked around with a backpack that made her look like she was 17!" The young and beautiful 23 year old was also spotted sitting next to the former New York Giants running back at a screening of a documentary on Senegal that he hosted for the Travel Channel recently. According to the New York Post, Johnson traveled to the African country with Barber last year while Ginny was three months pregnant.

Man, this is the slowest fuckin blogging day in the history of the Internet. There is absolutely nothing going on and all I have to write about is another black athlete becoming addicted to the white temptations of the flesh. But what the hell gotta feed the big cats right? So here we go.

It turns out even the saintly Tiki Barber isn't immune to the young white pune tang being dangled in his face. I would've loved to be a fly on the wall during some of those dinners when Ginny was slaving over a giant wok and was grilling Tiki about hiring a banging young coed to be his "assistant". How do you defend that? "No honey, she is just really organized and can type 90 words per minute". Oh and it doesn't hurt that she loves to give head and likes it in the backdoor right Tiki? I mean you can't find help like that these days. But bottom line, Even Ari Gold from entourage knows to hire a gay Asian as his assistant. You can't be this fuckin obvious with your mistresses Tiki. You either gotta play it real safe and just bang the babysitter or you have to go all out like Tiger and hit strippers and porn stars like it's going out of style.



PS - I kinda got Tiki's back here though cause you know a hot chick wearing your jersey is straight irresistible. Even more so than a woman having your child.