JBS.com is sad to announce that our Tigers Beat reporter has apparently gone missing. With zero insight over the last few games, many Tiger fans have left JBS.com in search of greener pastures that actually tell them about sports. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of our reporter please contact us immediately. He is about 5'10", 180lbs, orange hair with black stripes. He loves buying lottery tickets, playing in the sun, drinking whisky, and eating pieces of raw meat. Please bring our beat reporter home, we miss Whiskers and I've fallen fuckin asleep every night of this West coast trip so I have no clue what the hell is going on. Rumor has it Phil Coke even shaved his mullet. For fuck sakes, someone please restore some order.
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