Undertaker Chokeslam in the Ukrainian Parliament Gets U 2 Monday

Vintage WWF here. This guy was obviously an Undertaker fan growing up. Only thing missing was Paul Bearer coming out and busting someone over the head with an urn.



PS - Love how the dude sits back down and just starts shuffling his papers like nothing ever happened.

Yoga Ball Chick Gets U 2 Monday

Being a gym teacher I guarantee you I knew where this was going before 99% of the general population. Those balls are dangerous as shit. I hope everyone stopped laughing and called the paramedics.

More Soccer is for Pussies News: Bees making Soccer Players their Bitch Gets U 2 Monday

It's Friday, It's Friday Gets U 2 Monday

I think it was my buddy Schnaars who said it, but this is basically the "Saved by the Bell" theme song. "Well, I wake up in the morning, and the 'larm gives out a warning, and I don't think I'll ever make it on...", yeah you get the picture.

How do poeple get famous with this trash. Just recapping everything she does throughout the fuckin day. C'mon.

Kid Getting Rap Videod by the Glass Gets U 2 Monday

Happy weekend! Bball and beer die. That's what Brooklyn does.

Saxophone Superstar Sergio Flores Gets U 2 Monday

Enjoy the weekend. I'll be busy winning the Brooklyn Beer Die Tournament and watching Michigan take down OSU.

PS - Think I'm gonna use this as my entrance music.

Canadian Marathon Gets U 2 Monday

Again, not a sport if animals are better at it than me.

Ozzie's 400th Win Tribute Video Gets U 2 Monday

Dude doesn't age. Still has that same baby face he had on day 1.

The Pursuit of Jappiness Gets U 2 Monday

People on facebook won't shut up about this video and trust me I really want to hate it. But I kinda don't. Is that wrong? I mean I pretty much despised every one of these jappy brosephs while I was at UofM but for some reason I'm feeling this. Pretty sure it's just all the hot 19 year old broads in Michigan gear but either way I sure as shit miss college.

5 Best Moments in Super Bowl History done with Food Gets U 2 Monday

Happy Super Bowl weekend biotches! I got the Pack -2.5. Book it!

10 Year Old Falls onto the Subway Tracks cause he's Playing his PSP

That guy who jumped down there to snatch him up is a hero. Straight up. The real question though is would you have done the same thing? Personally, I doubt I would've. I mean the book I'm reading right now is getting really, really good.

Tracy Morgan Calling Sarah Palin Good Masturbation Material Gets U 2 Monday

Charles knew exactly what the fuck he was doing tossing up this softball to Tracy. That's why he's the best in the business.

Mali Fishing Derby Gets U 2 Monday

Huffpost - The Dogon people of Mali, restrict fishing in the sacred Lake Antogo to once a year. On the appointed day, fishermen line up to rush the lake with baskets, clearing the entire lake in moments, reports the BBC.

I guess this is one way to go about it, personally I would've used a shallow running shad rap but that's just me.

It's so Cold in The D Gets U 2 Monday

Supposed to be roughly 12 degrees tomorrow in Detroit so good luck keeping the fuckin peace.

Lonely Perv In His Basement Going Virtual Gets U 2 Monday

If I had this program I would've gotten a lot dirtier.

Jacked Up Red Field Gets U 2 Monday

This field is more fucked than me heading to this power hour after drinking a warm up six pack of tall boys. But it's all good cause the bowl season starts tomorrow. Sidenote it's college night over at 151 and I'm bringing my freshman year A game. Expect copious amounts of Jack Daniels and a pony tail from me, yeah I used to have a pony tail in 2002.

PS - These Eastern Washington clowns would've been better served to paint their field with a collage of fumbled footballs.

Serengeti's "Dennehy" Gets U 2 Monday. Keep The Juices In The Brats Bitches

Detroit/Chicago on Sunday so I thought I'd kick off the weekend with Serengeti's "Dennehy".

Joeyblueskies Remix

Favorite actor Daniels, favorite drink Strohs
Lions, Wings, Tigs, Stones

Timberjacks Win WSFL Super Bowl Gets U 2 Monday

Enjoy the weekend bitches, I'm off to North Carolina to play beer die. Oh, and Daves getting married too. Peace out!

Chick Cracking Herself Up With The Distort Button Gets U 2 Monday

I would recommend starting these videos about 10 seconds apart and then sitting back to enjoy. Best moment comes between the :54-:58 second mark when she looks exactly like Sloth from the Goonies.

Iguana Farting Gets U 2 Monday

I had an iguana as a kid and like every other animal I've ever owned, I named him after a Detroit athlete. Sergie never did anything sweet like this though.