Is It Wrong That I Wish I Was Justin Bieber?

This Justin Bieber kid is gonna get more pussy thrown at him than this world has ever seen. We're not talking Wilt Chamberlain, I slept with 20,000 women type pussy. Or I'm Michael Jackson and people love my music so much that I can get away with molesting little boys type pussy. No, not even McGuyver type pussy. I'm talkin I fucked Tina Fay when I was 14 type pussy. Because Tina was looking smoking last night and when she put on those Palin glasses and rocked that Yooper-esque accent my man parts started to move all over the place. If you didn't catch the whole show I suggest you take a look because shit was probably the funniest SNL since the Chris Farley days. This kid's handlers just better be careful because if they don't keep a tight leash on him he's gonna be in sex rehab and have two babies with Brittany Spears by the time he gets his driver's license.