Detroit Isn't Hockeytown, It's Cougartown

Well shit, one minute I'm browsing www.freep.com and the next I'm dousing myself in ice water to quell this chubby that's taking over my midsection...

Straight from Detroit.Momslikeme.com

Let's hope there isn't a repeat of last year. I planned this and then got pregnant. I just wanted to get the date out, so you could all mark your calendars. We can throw around ideas, details and such on what exactly we want to do besides take turns soaking our bodies in the hot tub!"

UPDATE!

Place: Jamies house ( PM me for address and phone no.)

Time: 6:00

What's Happening: hot tub, swapping, drinking, eating, gabbing, cards, games, music

Who's Coming:

YES! Bridget, Shaari, Melissa(mhibberd), Cinder, Becca, B&B, Amy

MAYBE- Joy, PM, Lori, D'ro, PaulaAnn, PNT, 3P, Lawyermom

Jeezus, this animal can't even PLAN a sexy get-together without getting knocked up. Props to her for jumping right back on that horse...only a few months after popping out a kid, she's ready to get all wet and wild with her gilrfriend-moms again. Just list your address and remove "eating, gabbing, cards, games" from the "What's Happening" line and we've got ourselves a party! Shit, I wanna show up if only to find out what "swapping" entials...and how awesome is this website?...an online gathering place for smokin' hot, lonely moms is exactly what every city needs.

Jmase


PS - Mmase - So you show up at this party for sure, but the real question is which two do you tag team in Jamie's guest bedroom upstairs?

In the right corner you have a freakish Khloe Kardasian clone and the classic dirty girl who's just ugly enough to do anything you ask. Tempting indeed, but I'm scared that manimal Khloe clone will rip off my dick with her lips so I think I gotta pass.

But in your left corner you got the powerhouse combo of the 6'5" All-American volleyball player and the typical I'm so drunk I'll take it all blondie. Look at those eyes, man. Chick is ready to hoover some pole people. So it's definitely gotta be these two right?

Or maybe, just maybe it's the two goth chicks in the way back just creeping outta the fog with that deprived, yet curious look on their faces. You go upstairs with them you're liable to get some hot wax all over your junk and a gerbil up your ass. But hey, to each its own.

Who you got?