It's been like 2 hours and I still can't shake the thought of consolation sex with Jason Day's wife

I can't be the only one who thinks Jason Day threw the Masters on purpose today. Not that I blame him one god damn bit. When you start thinking about the mind blowing, porn star sex he's gonna get tonight as a consolation present, a green jacket seems pretty arbitrary.

Tiger is Balls Deep in the Masters Hunt

Tiger was hitting sluts, I mean putts, with more frequency than anyone on the front nine, but has lost a lot of momentum on the last few holes. He sits 2 back from the leader Rory McIlroy through 14. Although Rory seems to be preoccupied looking for a place to take a leak.

U of M's Lion Kim sits at 4 Over. Will Most Likely Miss Cut Without Stellar Performance Today

Lion Kim, a 22-year-old amateur and senior at the University of Michigan, opened with a 76 on Thursday and probably will miss the cut in his first Masters. "I kept reminding myself that this is his first time and try to help him along a little bit," said Love, who, along with Jose Maria Olazabal, played with Kim and will again today. Love said it probably was inexperience that kept Kim from a decent opening number.

Olazabal and Love were unusually chatty Thursday — to make Kim feel at home playing golf in front of the largest galleries he's ever seen. "I was just trying to keep him having fun," Love said. "We tried to talk to him a little bit, keep him loose. You just don't want to be the veteran guy that doesn't help out. You want him to be comfortable, help him along.

"It was unbelievable playing with Davis Love and Jose Maria Olazabal," Kim said. "They're great, just chit-chatting about everything, from golf to non-golf stuff, being friendly."

4 over? 4 over! That shit is inexcusable for a Michigan Man. Maybe if he didn't have Davis Love-s to shoot the shit and Jose Olazaballs on your chin chirping him the entire round he could've concentrated.

Free Masters Give Away

Email me your pick to win the Masters and if your guy takes it down you'll get this autographed golf glove by one of Riverside Country Club's finest linksters. First come, first serve on the selection so email me your top 3 and I'll post who's got who on the side of JBS.

PS - I know it already started and I don't care. I'm still going with Lion Kim.

Lamborghiniliving@gmail.com or just leave it in the comments section.

Introducing My Pick To Win The Masters: You Guessed It, U of M Senior Lion Kim

University of Michigan senior Lion Kim will be part of a marquee group when he plays the first two rounds of the Masters on Thursday and Friday at Augusta National. He will play with major championship winners Jose Maria Olazabal and Davis Love III. Kim will begin the first round at 12:31 p.m. and the second round at 9:02 a.m.

It's almost time for the Masters! And in the words of Happy Gilmore, "Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?".

Well, to tell you the truth before I found out that this kid from UofM named Lion Kim would be competing I would've fallen into that category. But now I'll be watching this shit like it's the Super Bowl. You kidding me with this name? I mean Lion Kim, really? Most showtime name for an Asian athlete in the history of the world. I'm so confident he's gonna shock the world that I'm putting $10 on Lion and his 1000/1 odds and I'm renting out the UofM golf course for my wedding when he takes it down. It's great, to be, a Michigan Wolverine! Yes it's great, to be, a Michigan Wolverine!