Think I Saw Harrington in Boulder Last Night

Piano solo. Check.

Polyester leisure suit. Check.

LGBT umbrella in the background. Check.

Yup, it was him.

Headed out for some Bluegrass and Adult Beverages

Enjoy your night.

Summer Vacation Has Commenced

As I'm sure you've noticed, not a lot of posts coming outta jbs lately. Been finishing up with school and now I'm packing up the life and heading West. The Lady Friend, Lucy Bones, and I should be getting into Denver late Friday night so probably won't be around till sometime next week. Enjoy the summer and follow JoeyBlueSkies on Twitter for trip updates.

Go Tigers!

Guy on Some Auction Hunting Show Basically has the Same Tattoo as Me

Was watching one of the 200 reality shows about auction hunting and saw this dude flash some ink that looked eerily similar to mine. Totallyfuckinbelievable. I guess it's time to get a butter knife and start scraping.

If One More Person Tells Me I Look Like Zach Galifianakis I'm Gonna Lose It

I don't see it.

Swamped At Work Today

I'll be back tonight.

Was I at the Tigers Game on Monday Night?

When I get about 10 beers up in me and start to flirt with that blackout threshold like I like to do, I sometimes tend to bloat. That being said there's definitely a strong possibility that this is me and I completely forgot I went to the game.



Thanks to Ryan for the pic

Mid-Afternoon Apology Wood with Coco and Ice-T

So a million apologies. Some fuckjob broke Blogger on Thursday afternoon and it didn't come back till late, late Friday night. At that point I was still in a drunken stupor from trying to drink the Red Wings back into the playoffs after their game 7 loss. The weekend came and went and I vowed to make things better today. But apparently the Sharks still have a dick up my ass and the internet has been out at work until now. Soooo, just like any other time I have a problem in my life, I go to Coco's ass for guidance. She told me to hype her new reality show with hushand Ice-T and to move once more unto the breach, dear friend. And when that ass talks, I listen. So be sure to watch Coco's reality show as it's the most no brainer reality show of all time and to give me another shot. Peace and love and Coco's butt.

Looks Like Crayola Has Finally Decided To Name A Crayon After Me

It's My Birthday Bitches! Who's In The Mood For Some Hash Brown Cake With Ketchup Frosting?

Well, today's Easter so what does that make me?

I'm Getting My Ass Owned on Ebay Right Now

VINTAGE 80S DETROIT TIGERS GAME GIVE AWAY VISOR HAT
Item condition: Used
Ended: Apr 12, 201117:18:44 PDT
Bid history: 11 bids
Winning bid: US $10.61

So I pretty much made the biggest blunder of my life yesterday missing out on this Tigers Budweiser hat. I threw in an early bid roughly 4 hours before the end of the auction thinking that in case I got sidetracked later in the day I'd still have a shot if no one else bid. I mean at that point it had been up for six plus days without even a whiff of a bid. But of course things blew up in my face at work and sure as shit the auction ended as I was on the train ride home from work. I would've easily gone up to $25 bucks on this hat and with my last second sniping abilities this thing should've found a home on top of my head.

In an effort to lift my spirits I kept my search on and somehow found myself in the realm of sports collectibles, which triggered a memory of my 1990-1991 SCORE NHL box set that I have chillin in a closet at my parents house. Back in the day the Lindros rookie cards that came in that were going for like $80 a piece. Figured I could probably sell a few of those and get some extra bar money for the Wings' playoff run. This is what I found...


90-91 Score Eric Lindros RC Lot Set #B1-5
Item condition: -- New in Sleeve
Price: US $9.98

Fuckin 10 bucks for the whole lot. Totallyfuckinbelievable. Guess I'm drinking High Lifes at home to celebrate this cup.

Why I Freshwater Fish

I love beer, I love to fish, this would 100% happen to me if I was fishing for sharks.

The Numbers Don't Lie

I just got my monthly TPS report from THigs and I'm gonna be frank. These numbers are trash. I know it's hard to see in this graphic but the contrast in this month's visitors to last month's visitors is comparable to the amount of pussy Tiger Woods was getting in November 26th 2009, a day before his wife found out about all his hooker friends, and November 27th 2009, the day after she found out about all his hooker friends and almost decapitated him with a golf club. I mean I get it, I skipped a day two thursdays ago and you're still pissed, but bottom line is that WE gotta pick it up. I'll do my best to keep posts coming during the day and you've gotta start coming back more than once a day. Oh and tell your friends to all like this shit on fb. It's part of the readers fee.

They've Gotten To The Lady Friend!

Came home today and found the Lady Friend gone and this scene on the coffee table. You guessed it, those are Blue Sky muffin crumbs. Looks like these Crespella cronies are coming at me from the inside. No telling what they've offered the Lady Friend. I trust no one.

JBS Hats Going Fast - $20

I'm down to my last 5 hats and with the way the Lady Friend was hammering Yankee Stadium this weekend with her guerrilla marketing campaign I highly doubt they'll last the week. Make sure you get on it. Only got Tiger's colors but 'tis the season. Email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com to order.

Someone get Jackie Chiles on the Phone STAT!

Oh that's it. It's on like fricken Donkey Kong! Nobody uses the likeness of JoeyBlueSkies without my expressed written consent amd gets away with it. Or at least not without hooking me up with mad free muffins. But don't worry these Crespella people don't know who they're messing with. The first wave of my plan is to picket these mf'ers harder than Kramer at H&H.


If that fails i'll just hang a "bad muffins" sign out my window. Come get your flapjacks Crespella!

If there was a JoeyBlueSkies magazine they would probably put it on the shelf between these two

I'm on Strike

Protesting seems like the hot thing to do these days so I'm doing it. Taking the day off cause I asked for reader participation and all i got was a one liner from THigs and BMOC pointing out my flaws. So go fuck yourselves and enjoy your cubes bitches, I'm going back to bed.

Lady Friend and I are Heading to the Natural History Museum. Oh, and Shake Shack

JFalls has got you this afternoon. And it's his birthday so be sure not to mention anything.

Legendary Leader! (s)?

Was cruising Ebay for defunct Detroit jerseys as I so often do and came across probably the best trading card of all time. If I could get a Fathead of this I'd do it in a second.