Career Advice w/ BMOC

Turns out a million beers on Thursday fucks up your Friday #wheresthepukebucket

Career Advice w/ BMOC

I regret to inform JBS nation, but I did not get the promotion. I appreciate all the fan mail and support that I received over the past 2 weeks. It's clear our audience understands that with great quotes, comes great consequences. But on the bright side, not having any respsonsibilites did free up about 2 hours for me to create this badass Suh desktop doll. Go here for the instructions. All you should need is a scissor and glue.

Next up on my slow climb to the top of the corporate ladder, "Somehow I Manage" by Michael Scott.

Career Advice with BMOC

Lesson: While sports quotes are great and inspiring, they DO NOT work in every situation.

The Situation: Interview with Director of Client Support for Leadership position.

The Quote: "Pride Comes Before the Fall"

I've never seen a guys head snap so fast. You would of thought I said I like to rape little girls. So while my peers were discussing how they can promote synergy, increase their bandwidth, and focus on their core competencies, I'm talking myself in circles and closing with "Pride Comes Before the Fall".

If I get a second interview, they better not ask me how to improve the department. "We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats, we need more dogs" seems like the right answer. I'll let you know how that goes.