FML. My roommate is sitting next to me eating a steak, vegetables, and smashed potatoes. I got Fiber One and a beer. This is why he can tell broads he works in operations, and I tell them I'm a starving artist/entrepreneur because I'm ashamed of what I do. In case you wondering, that beer is a Blowing Rock Amber Lager, from the Boone Brewing Company. Suck it.
soon you'll be eating steak and MASHED potatoes (with bacon of course) sitting next to one hot broad!
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