Hooters Stepping Up Quality Control

Freep - A 132-pound server with the Hooters restaurant chain claims she's been put on probation because of her weight. Twenty-year-old Cassie Smith told WJBK-TV that she got a generally glowing review at the Roseville restaurant. But the 5-foot, 8-inch woman said an evaluation related to her uniform indicated that she needed to drop some weight. Smith says she was horrified, heartbroken and humiliated. Hooters of America Inc. denies the claim. It said in a statement Tuesday that Hooters doesn't impose a weight requirement and "no employee in Michigan has been counseled about their weight." The restaurant chain that featuring

Hooters better get their shit together and fast cause this whole "no employee in Michigan has been counseled about their weight" nonsense is completely unacceptable. So now we're letting 132 pound behemoths run lose in our Hooters? That's fuckin anarchy. Unless of course 130 pounds of it is attached to a nipple, cause that's a different story. No, Hooters needs to man up on this one and admit that they swapped out Cassie's dozen wings on her lunch break for a stalk of celery and a membership to Curves. No shame in that, gotta keep the workforce in check cause a Hooters girl with rolls is one small step away from a complete Lord Of The Flies scenario. Pretty soon we'd even stop blacking out Lions games so people can actually watch. Imagine that shit.



PS - How pissed would you be if you got this waitress? And on a sidenote, if this is the Hooters in Green Bay then I'm pretty sure I know this chick.