I knew it. I just knew I should've bought some stock in this kid before this performance because he straight skyrocketed up the social ladder faster than anyone i've ever seen before. He just went from getting milk poured on his head by O'Doyle to alpha male of the 7th grade in a span of 3:32. Watch the blond chick in the back, who prior to this performance didn't know this kid even existed, and by the end of it she's ready to jump his bones and then do his pre-algebra homework. Probably make him sandwiches and shit too. Christ, keep your panties on will ya? But that's what's awesome about music. It totally levels the playing field with athletes. You can be the scrawniest dude on the block but if you step up and hammer out some Lady Gaga on the piano you'll be getting handjobs under the bleachers at recess all day long.
PS - If for some reason you suck at athletics or can't play an instrument and you still look like this kid, well then you're straight fucked.
PSS - That blondie is gonna grow up to be Connie Britton from Friday Night Lights
Thanks to CFish for the video
Man o man, someone loves lady gaga (2nd lady gaga cover in as many weeks). I wouldnt be surprised if a week from now the picture of joey ballgame on the banner is dressed in latex and a funny hat.
ReplyDeletegirls sitting under the mic is sayin "fuck" cuz her dreams were shattered tryin to hook up with that dude. she even looks back at one point before he sings, cuz she knows that slut has him wrapped up.
ReplyDeleteMatt Stafford and Lady Gaga, thats right, that's how I roll.
ReplyDeletedude man is gunna be on ellen tomorrow, hes blowin up...a few years and he may top the boy band ass bieber is pullin..
ReplyDeletethat blonde chick aint shit. her friends are dawgs. she must be poor or something.
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