No one, at least inside the organization, wants to talk about Bowe's story, the one he told to ESPN The Magazine for last week's edition. He said teammates arranged for women they met on social networking sites to meet them at a hotel during a road trip to San Diego in 2007, his rookie season. Calling it "importing," Bowe said the women were flown in three or four days in advance and took up the entire floor of the hotel. He said the women knew just about everything about the players. "You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance," Bowe told ESPN The Magazine.
Is this real life?? Where the hell have I been?. Granted I was blacked out the entire weekend and asleep by 8pm, but how did I not know about this? Anyway, this is too good to be true. "Importing"!!! Good damn brilliant. Doesn't this blow the sex boat out of the water (pun intended).
Truth is, these stories will never stop. Girls are way to slutty these days for these stories to go away. How embarrassed are you if you are one of the whores waiting in the hotel lobby to get a piece of Dwayne Bowe, only to find out he already imported enough girls to fill every bed on the entire 30th floor, all because they poked him on facebook. Get with the times bitch! Social networking is changing everything. I can't even keep up and I'm 24, fuck. I just hope my hockey brethren stick with the simple system of "hogging" which has worked for so long and ignore this new trend of importing. What the hell every happened to a 2 is a 10 on the road???
Bmase
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