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Thursday, May 27, 2010

A.O.L. - US Cellular Field


As much as I hate writing about anything that has to do with the city of Chicago and all the shitbirds that live in it, I still figured I can't let an A.O.L. shot go to waste. I debated even putting this one up because of the fact that this chick is 100% lesbian. And I'm not talking the hot lipstick kind you wanna see have a go at each other, no I'm talking the beat your ass down in the beer line of a Melissa Ethridge concert kind. You need proof? She's got one of those MLB bracelets with the seam of the ball on it. Only gay 12 year old boys and full grown butch lesbians would be caught dead in one of these things.


I caught a little flack for my leniency over the last few asses so the hammer is coming down on this broad. I can't stand when chicks stick their cell phones, or in the case of this lumberjack, their chewing tobacco into their back pocket. Totally messes up the image of me bending them over. Get a fanny pack or something cause your lumpy cell phone ass ain't working. Plus you're all ass dialing everyone you know the whole game. Bushleague. Score - 3.5

The picture doesn't do much for me either. I would've at least liked to see what jersey the guy next to her was wearing. You can tell its not a Buerhle jersey which is wierd cause I would've given you 10/1 odds that it was. Sox fans are such losers. Score - 5.0

2 comments:

  1. I agree with Matt. Can we at least make sure these are verifiable WOMEN in these pictures? I don't need Jose sending out pictures, making claims about a hot female's butt at the beach that actually turns out to be his neighbor's kid playing in the sandbox... Verify! Verify!

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  2. pretty sure that bret michaels

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