The Detroit Lionesses Would Absolutely Dominate The Lingerie Football League Right?

Here's a clip of Lingerie football tryouts in Dallas. The league keeps expanding despite players complaining about medical insurance and being fined for wearing too much clothing. "Last year, we had models trying to play football. This year, we're going to have athletes who just happen to be beautiful playing football," says League founder Mitchell Mortaza. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, watches LINGERIE FOOTBALL for the love of the game you idiot! They watch it to see hot chicks scamper around in their underwear somewhere else other than the porn computer they keep in their basement hidden from their wives. In no way do I care if a chick can lay a hit on another chick. I just want to know if one chick can lay another chick. That's it. So don't give me bulked up, female body builders looking to take out their transgender rage on hot, petite wide receivers. Give me two cheerleaders, throwing a ball back and forth, getting ready to hit the showers please.



And on a side note, if you want to see what a woman hitting like a professional athlete actually looks like, take a gander at this gem. I mean she's wearing a R. Williams jersey for christ's sakes. How can she possibly know what she's talking about? She finally goes for it at about the 3:00 minute mark, right before the cops plant her ass on the ground. "Na na na na Na na na na hey, hey, hey, goodbye"