Well I'm back. After taking a few days to process this Lost finale, I'm finally ready to reenter the land of the living, unlike the lost characters! (Did you see what I did there?) The reason I've waited until this game to come back is because I have a crazy idea I want to ask you guys about. Why don't we get Matthew Fox to play Justin Verlander in my upcoming biopic, "The Verlander: There can only be one"? I mean look at those beards! They're practically twins!
Anyways, Verlander got all Jack Shepard like last night, thinking he was all legit until the ultimate evil, a smoke monster that looked like Milton Bradley, got all up in his ish in the very first inning. The ball was wet (Safeco does have a roof right?) and Verlander gave up a cutter which turned into a two run homer. He actually gave up the go ahead run in the 8th inning to Bradley as well, just solidifying the fact that these two guys are opposite sides of the same coin: On any given day, one is good and one is bad (most days Verlander is good) but Bradley decided to show up yesterday. I was so disgusted I wanted to float Verlander's body down a river into a mystical cave of light! (Did you see what I did there?) Regardless we didn't have our A Team in there. Cabrera and our new 2nd basemen *Spoiler alert* Guillen (yep looks like that is actual going to happen) should be back soon and then we'll let loose on those asshole Twins that can't seem to fall back to earth. Its like their prechosen candidates (did you see what I did there?) to win the division. I say, we got em right where we want them. Now watch this video.
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