China Needs To Get Their Shit Together

Huffintonpost.com - A Chinese shopping mall hosted a competition to find out who could unclasp bras the fastest using just one hand. Competitors raced to undress a line of eight masked women who stood on a stage in the Guangzhou mall wearing bras and short-shorts. Eager participants entered the contest to fulfill their dreams and have the chance to take home a mall gift certificate for 1,000 yuan -- about $146 -- according to AsianPopular.com. Event organizers insisted the May 8 event didn't objectify women -- it educated men. That might be the case, considering the fact that a female shopper took top honors by unclasping all eight bras in just 21 seconds. "I didn't expect to win -- maybe it was because I get so much practice in my everyday life," she said.


Huffingtonpost.com - They were members of a modern-day swingers' club in China, where people met online and then gathered in homes or hotels for group sex parties involving dozens of men and women. Last month, Ma Yaohai, a 53-year-old college professor and 21 others went on trial in the southeastern city of Nanjing, accused of "group licentiousness" – the first time anyone has been charged under a 1997 law in a case that has snagged huge public interest with its titillating details. Much of the public scrutiny has been on the lifestyle of "partner swapping," as it's known in Chinese. Newspapers have breathlessly noted the lurid details: The Internet chat room Ma set up for swingers was called "Traveling Couples," his personal sign-on was "bighornyfire," his orgies were sometimes held in the small apartment he shares with his Alzheimer's-stricken mother. Eventually, 200 people joined the group, organizing activities 35 times between 2007 and 2009, Yao quoted his client as saying. Ma himself participated in 18 sessions. Members decided on their own where to meet, Yao said. Among the 14 men and eight women arrested were white-collar workers, taxi drivers and salesclerks.

I'm getting pretty fuckin confused about what is and isn't a socially acceptable sex act in China these days. I mean everyday there's another story coming outta Shanghi about some dude getting his balls cut off because he cupped his girlfriends booty in public, only to be followed by a story about crazy ass orgies with someones Alzheimer stricken mother watching from the corner. How the hell do you know wear the line is? It's entrapment. You can't seriously expect me to get all these chicks soaking wet with my bra popping abilities and then not invite "bighornyfire" over for a huge ass orgy? Fat chance China. You don't get to have your pussy and eat it too. Make up your fuckin mind and let me know quick. Cause I've always kinda had a thing for Asian women even though I don't think I've ever spoken to one in real life. True story.

PS - What the hells up with Ma Yaohai being the first one ever charged under this "group licentiousness" law from 1997. Sounds a lot like that made up "good samaritan" law that took down Seinfeld and company. Someone get Jackie Chiles on the phone cause this is lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!



PSS - I can't pop a bra for the life of me. Just ask the Lady Friend