Caption Contest Final Call

Caption contest is back and we've had a much better showing thus far which I accredit to me getting things rolling with the caption "A lot less pussy out here." Straight gold. Here are the others we got...

BMOC said...
"i'm gunna leave spitters all over that bar, sans napkin"

Steve said...
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2, 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what. "

Pashkow said...
"This smoke from my cigarette looks a lot like a one of those thought bubbles they have in cartoons."

Ryan said...
Shit...How am I supposed to play my $100 hands at Greektown without a smoke for each hand...Are they going to take away my booze next?