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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Shat on the Floor

I get home from the grind today, and not only did stella shat on the floor, she stepped in that shat and tracked it throughout the house. She also found time to shat on the couch. And when I say shat, I mean poop stew. So I could sit her and tell you how I felt about cleaning up someone elses shat, but I'll let my buddy Mark break it down.

2 comments:

  1. Oh and add another one at 2:30am. Atleast she had the vagina to wake me up, so I could clean it before it soaked into the fibers of the carpet.

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  2. might it have something to do with her diet of big macs and chicago-style pizza?

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