Come Wednesday night, the nightmare that has been this season's American Idol, will finally come to end. From Tim Urban gayfully sliding across the stage, to Big Mike absolutely destroying a pair of skinny jeans, this season has been an utter mess. What the hell happened?? America took a shit on the pretty ladies this season. While my girlfriend is sitting there fingerbanging herself to Casey and Lee all season long, I'm sitting there with a pen and paper trying to develop a series of events where I could potentially fuck Crystal. Here's what I've come up with.....
A) Junior year, Tuesday night at the RIV in East Lansing, I just got done watching Deal or No Deal and I'm all horned up. Crystal is playing open mic, I'm dropping Labatt mugs down my throat, I don't have class in the morning, my roommates are out of town, and she plays an acoustic version of "the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" that brings tears to my eyes.
B) Camp Laurel, night moving debut, in the sweetwater
C) Motay's in town
The only other eye candy on the whole show was that little chubby girl from out east, but I think she was 12. She also oddly got hotter as she got fatter during the season, and that's no good. I don't know what to think anymore. America has me perplexed. What's next, fat broads working at Hooters?
Prediction - Lee wins this shit hands down and steals my girlfriend
i wish
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