Wow, look at this fuckin picture. This could've been taken in the backyard of any frat house in Ann Arbor. It's no surprise that fratastic Matt Stafford is rocking the backwards Tigers hat with white sneaks and just running his mouth about how he's been undefeated on the bocce court for 3 semesters straight because that's who he is. But then you got Cliff Avril sporting the official frat boy uniform they hand you right after they paddle your ass and tell you you're in. Nice polo and distessed jeans dude. And how bout that "you want some of this shit?" pose that he's pulling off? That's a look that can only be perfected through years of talking shit with 30 guys directly behind you.
My favorite might be the dude next to Stafford who's pulling off the "All I do is wear sweatpants, smoke weed, and play Madden all day long" look that is an absolute staple in every frat house. And to top it all off you have KVB just creeping in the background. He's the psychotic, skinhead who only came to the party to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer.
I just hope Schwartz and Mayhew know what the fuck they're doing here, cause if this thing blows up in our face we are looking at a life of double secret probation and losing seasons.
Also looks like it could be a picture from A Shot at Love or Tool Academy
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