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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Is My Girlfriend Shaking Her Ass Cool?



So I was down in the dumps today. I paid for my first haircut in nearly 6 years and it cost $42 bucks (parking ticket included). I was all fired up and pissed at the gf for everyday issues, and she reaches into her bag of forgiveness and straight kills it. I get an email with a link to a video that will for surely put a smile on my face. It's a clip from 2006 of her and her sister shaking their ass over christmas break. While comical, I'm still pretty proud, and convinced her to give it 24 hours on jbs.com. She claims she put it on youtube and got 4000 views back then, and then buried the youtube link in the backyard. Well my shovel is sharp, and I dug that shit up, and we got 24 hours to spread this like wild fire.

P.S. - My girlfriend is the redhead. Please watch her ass all day, and be jealous it's mine.

6 comments:

  1. Although I am in fact jealous of you Bmase, I'm more enthralled by how you're going to mess this thing up. I mean there are literally 1 million ways you can ruin this! Which one will it be? Pretty exciting stuff.

    Eileen, you're killing it obviously.

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  2. As a hater, I must say I am really glad Eileen's sister didn't come out in Brooklyn that one night. Having Mmase tyring to tell me that she would be down to bang with no rubbers on the roof.......Come on! How old was Eileen in 2006? She looks like she could still be in High School in this video? Regardless, she does some good work and she has red hair! You get a B plus in my book...(would have gotten an A grade if you had wore something Lions!)

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  3. next time i see you bear jew, i am going to shove your bowtie straight up your ass.

    also, i was 19.

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  4. Anything Bear Jew says is usually the exact opposite of reality. Just so people know.

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  5. Alexa, I know you and Kaitlin got a similiar video floating around somewhere. LETS SEE!!! CHICK FIGHT!!!

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  6. How about digging up that footage of Mmase performing Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name," circa 1988

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