Huffintonpost.com - Stephen Hawking, a self-described "physicist, cosmologist and something of a dreamer," offers instructions on how to build a time machine in an article for the Daily Mail. "All you need is a wormhole, the Large Hadron Collider or a rocket that goes really, really fast," the article promises. "I used to avoid talking about it [time travel] for fear of being labelled a crank," Hawking admits. "But these days I'm not so cautious." Indeed, he recently wrote that humans should fear aliens and likened the inter-species exchange to what happened between Christopher Columbus and the Native Americans. Hawking even suggests what he might like to do if he were able to travel through time: "If I had a time machine I'd visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime or drop in on Galileo as he turned his telescope to the heavens," he writes.
First of all, there is no way in hell this troll knows how to build a time machine, because if he did you better believe he would've already gone back into the womb and rearranged his own gene structure so he didn't come out looking like this. Secondly, what's all this "i'd go back in time and bump Marilyn Monroe in her prime" shit?
BAHAHAHA! Get real dude. I don't care how smart you are, Marilyn only fucks iconic presidents or dudes who have 56 game hit streaks. Boom Boom Pow.
PS - This isn't even fuckin news, we've had time machines for like 25 years
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