"The Teen Mom stars earn $60,000 to $65,000 per season," a series insider tells Life & Style. It's enough to provide on-again, off-again couple Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley with comfortable lives. You can't walk away from money like that. It's true, in fact, Jordan tells Life & Style that Amber and Gary have already started filming the next season of Teen Mom in Tennessee.
Being the parent of a teenage girl has to be the worst. You spend the greater part of their adolescent life trying to convince them to NOT get knocked up because there's no money in it and it's a fast track to porn, when in reality these bitches make more money in a year than I do and they'll probably end up winning a golden globe. Totallyfuckinbelievable.
PS - Because I know it's coming from one of you assholes, I'm gonna preemptively say that I look like a less fat version of this dude. Especially back in the early college years when I was rockin the chinstrap real hard. Ladies loved it though.
PSS - That Happy Birthday Jesus sweater pulled so much ass. It was pretty much game over as soon as I put it on in December.
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