Cornell Professor Drops Line of the Year - "My Bad Side Is As Bad, As My Pleasant Side Is Pleasant"

This guy is my idol. He could seriously write a book about education. I reach this level of frustration about 3 or 4 times daily while teaching my rugrats, and I can't even begin to tell you how many times I'm gonna be busting out the "my bad side is as bad as my pleasant side is pleasant" line while teaching from now on. I'm basically gonna open with it at the beginning of each class. Oh, and you better believe I'm gonna institute his anonymous snitching policy as well.