Life Is Unfair - This Is What Steve Did At Work Today

So when I got into work this morning I found out that I had to cover a reading group for a Kindergarten classroom. No biggie. Just tap out "Ccccc" "Aaaa" "Ttttt", spells "cat" a few hundred times and answer the obligatory "why do you have a mustache?" questions and then you're done. But after one of these groups I find out I gotta do another one cause my colleague, Steve "i run marathons" Gaffigan got sent on a field trip to Dave & Busters and won't be around to cover his. Man, what a kick in the nuts. Dude is DDR'ing his ass off and I gotta sit here and bribe kids with animal crackers so they read. Totallyfuckinbelieveable.