Morning Wood with Vanessa Minnillo

After watching that Lions/ Jets game on Sunday, I couldn't even pull myself out of bed. So today I knew I had to bring it, which is why I turned to my good friend and chick slaying idol, Nick Lachey. I asked myself "Who would Nick Lachey put on Morning Wood?" and then the answer became clear, his new fiance, Vanessa Minnillo. Chick is bangin. She used to be on MTV, now she just hates on Jessica Simpson and makes tabloid fodder (as in these photos) admitting that she likes to have sex in the shower twice a day... Twice a day? No wonder California is in a drought. Regardless, she's like a million different races which makes her hot as hell. Nice Job Lachey.

(Side note: Why is Nick Lachey my idol you're asking yourself? Why wouldn't he be is what I'm asking you... All the dude does is bang ridiculously hot chicks all day long, marries them, divorces them, and then bangs more ridiculously hot chicks. And goes to every major college sporting event in the country. Dude hasn't work a day in the last 7 years, but he's straight gold. I'm not crushin', I'm just giving the man some respect... I may be the first)

Here's what happened yesterday. Use your eyes...

- In an event that had me questioning my own intelligence, a chick actually solved a puzzle on Wheel Of Fortune before I did. Then I remembered that Pat Sajack sleeps with all female contestants, so this one's on him...

- The Lions need to learn how to win. I don't know if that's something Stafford can read about in a book while he's sitting on the sidelines, but I'm sending him a library card from the Detroit Public Library System anyways... Do they even have books there anymore?

-And lastly, and most importantly, It's Curtis Granderson Day. Grandy is coming to my place of employment today and I'm going to get a picture. Hopefully they let me keep my job afterwards. Wait, did I say hopefully?