For those of you living underneath a rock the last few years, Movember is the month formerly known as November. Basically if you're a human that has to deal with the discomfort created by your two low hangers while riding a bike then it's your obligation to either donate money or join our team and rock a stache the entire month in order to solicit donations for our cause from your friends and family. The cause we chose to look absolutely ridiculous for is prostate and testicular cancer research. Why you ask? Well, 1 in 2 men will be diagnosed with cancer in his lifetime, a man is 35% more likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than a woman is to be diagnosed with breast cancer, 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during their lifetime, and testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer in men aged 18-35. Plus we all know how much we love our balls. So get on it. The donations, not the balls, that might hurt.
If you wanna donate to me or our team, Soup Strain For The Pain Train, head to http://us.movember.com/mospace/886516/ Last year we raised a few thousand bucks and I'm looking to raise roughly 600 or more this year just by myself. Plus it's tax deductible so get off your ass and save our balls. Ladies stop acting like you don't love them.
I'm gonna do my best to keep you updated with daily photos and stories about people thinking i'm a straight creepster along the way.
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