Say hello to everyone's favorite redneck, hot tub-threesome havin', reality star Trishelle Cantanella. To be honest, when I saw the first Real World: Las Vegas, I thought this girl was the hottest thing since sliced bread (Yep, sliced bread does it for me, what can I say...) Only later did I learn she is an absolute fucking lunatic... but aren't they all fellas? She's made some good career moves lately though, posing for playboy, becoming the face of Absolute Poker, and competing in the Lingerie Football League. So take a look at this gallery and feel free to relive the days when you were 15 and next to the scrambled playboy channel, Real World: Las Vegas was the closest thing you had to porn.
Speaking of when you were fifteen, why don't you dig that old minibike out of the garage you used to try and impress chicks with at the UDF and take a trip back to yesterday's headlines with me...
-If you haven't seen the clip of Michigan's Assistant Attorney General on the Daily Show yet, check it out immediately. Honestly, could this guy be a bigger douche? Someone get him fired already. Fuck this guy.
- On the other hand, Suh is sealing his reputation as a Michigan All-Star... Is he the next great two sport athlete? Should the Pistons add him for a late playoff push? Let us know.
- As far as women's rights go, I'm usually all for em. But if I have to listen to how down trodden women are after reading about teen mom's making more money than I do, I'm going to hit somebody. Oh you're a woman AND you can make bad decisions at a young age and you want to get paid for it? Great! Oh you're a dude? You have to pay child support and we'll make you look like a dick on TV. Great...
-Renteria. You back stabbing bastard. All the dude does is clinch world series. That's it.
-And lastly, it's Movember, which means it's time to disappoint mothers and girlfriends alike by looking like a complete ass for an entire month. Check out the updates here. Also feel free to donate...
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