Well its official. I'm old as shit. I had my ten year high school reunion this weekend. It went pretty much as you would expect. I showed up and it was kind of awkward at first. Everyone looked SO different. Started chatting with a few people after a few drinks and things were going well, when the hottest girl in my high school came up to me and asked me if I wanted to make out. I played it cool and said something like "I mean, whatever, not like I have anything better to do..." That drove her wild, but just then, her husband, former quarterback and school dick Rex McStone got in my face and challenged me to fight. So of course all of the karate training I've done since senior year kicked in and I instinctively round housed him in the face in front of everyone. It was crazy. Then I banged his wife in the bed of his truck while his buddies took him to the hospital... So to celebrate my 10 year Reunion, I thought I'd do a throwback Morning Wood and who better than Shannon Elizabeth to share some coming of age memories with? She now plays professional poker and was on some show called Dancing With The Stars... I don't know if I'd go that far, but i do know if I started a show called Dancing With Awesome Boobs, she'd be right near the top. Enjoy these photos and try not to hump any desserts while reading this post OK?
Tell Chris Klein to quit being such a pussy and read this headlines why don't you?
- We have a complete run down on the possibilities that Rich Rod is fired in the next few weeks. I mean, come on right? Of course he should. But instead of shredding files, he should just hand them to Denard who will obviously throw them away at the first opportunity like every other object handed to him....
- I came, I saw, I was conquered. I went to Columbus and all I got was an ass kicking by OSU.
- Finally, enjoy this clip from the Simpsons about how bad the Detroit Lions are. I mean, it is like Mad Max, but I thought since we didn't have those crazy haircuts, no one really noticed...
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