Christy Turlington is the most beautiful girl on the planet. There I said it. (Sorry girl I'm currently dating and another sorry to the future hot girl I'm sure I'll be dating shortly)Christy might not be the hottest, or have the biggest boobs, or be the biggest slut, but man this chick is straight beautiful. So take a look at these photos and try and recreate the feeling you had flipping through the JC Penney's catalog bra section when your parents were nice enough to leave you alone in the house for a few hours. Avoid the mess though.
PS. Christy Turlington is married to Ed Burns right? Apparently all it takes to get a super model to marry you is make alot of terrible movies about having brothers and how they screw you over. Done and done. That's my whole life.
You probably read these already because they were the greatest news stories ever, but why dont you scan yesterday's headlines just in case....
- Sparky Anderson died yesterday. I've heard alot of facts about Sparky in the last few days but a new one stuck out today: Sparky is the only manager in MLB history to have the most wins as a manager for two different teams, the Reds and Tigers. Way to go Spark.
- It's one thing to tell the truth about how someone resembles an animal or a cancer patient, but it's another to try and backpedal your way out of it, Kevin Garnett style. Dude's a bitch. Period. Charlie Villanueva, beat his ass in the ring for me will ya?
- And finally, you have a tough decision to make: naked Europeans stomping on car roofs or half-naked Dallas Cowboy fan stripping for her boyfriend at the game... ok, actually not that tough... This girl has a serious case of DGS though, better known as Drunk Girlfriend Syndrome... More on that later...
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