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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Human Fetus Found In Detroit Public School. Don't Worry It's Not As Gross As You Think, It Was Preserved In Mustard Jar. PS-This Is A Pig, Not A Human


Freep.com - Detroit Public Schools officials today were baffled by the gruesome discovery of a jar containing a human fetus. The jar was found Wednesday at Denby High School, according to Steve Wasko, a spokesman for DPS. School officials are unsure who discovered it, but said it was found in a closet near a science room as workers were preparing the building for remodeling. Officials believe the fetus has been in the building for more than 25 years. Investigators from the Office of Inspector General interviewed a science teacher who said the fetus predated his tenure at the school, Wasko said. That teacher started working there in 1986. The teacher said the fetus had always been in the closet, Wasko said. Wasko, who also saw the fetus, said it was in an air-tight Kraft mustard jar with liquid, apparently preserved.

So let me get this straight, Bill Nye the Science Guy knew there was some munchkin chillin in formaldehyde in his closet since 1986 and he didn't think he needed to tell anyone cause he wasn't the one who put it there, do I have that right? This type of pure genius is probably the reason why only 1/4 students in DPS graduate. I guess there's always the possibility that he didn't wanna lose the per pupil expenditure, in which case I think it's brilliant.

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