Ryan took a jab at the poor play by Lions cornerback Alphonso Smith on Thursday against the Patriots. Smith gave up three touchdowns in the blowout loss to New England, including a laughably bad effort on Deion Branch’s 79-yard TD catch:
“Detroit should probably offer us three first-round picks for one of our corners,” Ryan said. “Looking at the way that one kid played for them.”
Listen I was fine with Bart Simpson taking a dig at the Lions cause the dude has been getting shit on by Nelson since 1989. I basically feel like he's one of us at this point. But fuckin Rex Ryan can go eat a dick with this whole 3 first-round picks bullshit. We get it, you like to run your mouth. But what the hell does Alphonso Smith have to do with you? Chill the fuck out fat man and focus on not getting trounced by the Pats this week.
And truth be told, Alphonso could take a steaming dump all over the field for the rest of the season and he'd still be my favorite Lion.
He's hands down the most showtime Lion since Scotty Anderson.
or since reggie "there's no 'i' in team but there's an 'i' in 'reggie' and 'swinton'" swinton
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