Lions Fans Have Gone Completely Off The Deep End

This post goes out to Patriots superfan, Mister Dan Cos. I hope you listened clearly Dan cause like this guy said, your season is over, Tom Brady is over and Pearl Harbor ain't got shit on what the Lions are gonna lay on the Pats this week. We're gonna shellac ya, like the Tea Party did Obama. It's just a word of warning Mister Dan, Mister Cos. And like he said it doesn't matter if Stafford starts, if Shaun Hill starts, or if even I fuckin start this Thanksgiving, the bottom line is the Lions will be so god damn substantially victorious it's not even gonna be funny. I suggest not even watching Dan, cause your beloved New England Paaah-tri-click-ots, are going down. Wow that throat thing he did was weird, annnnd...we're done.

Actually we're not. Stick with me, I'm gonna come up with something really good here. The Patriots and Dan are gonna be, they'll be, ah, wishing, ah, stick with me! Got it. They'll be eating so much god damn turf they won't want turkey and something about John Madden and crazy Patrick Roy neck bob and then grrrrr, grr, grr, grrrrr, yeah, grrrr. Annnnd...now we're done.